HEYO!         
Intrigued, but don't have the time to do a full application right now,
or maybe you're just on your cellphone? Ain't nobody got time
(or the patience) for forms when on your celly, we know this.
No worries, friend. Just fill out the bare minimum here,
and we can have one of our amazing recruiting ninjas contact you
direclty to see where we can take your adventure!
Get ready to "be bold." We'll be in touch soon!